Hello Portland. Today I got on a bus, intending to go to PSU and do some job hunting. While I will not blame you for the rate of unemployment (today, anyway), I will suggest that you renovate your transit system.
Though it is relatively reliable, travels at a decent speed, and has generally comfortable seats, it seems to lack a certain feature. This feature, of course, is the one that would alert the driver, by way of panicked brainwaves, that a certain passenger has just realized that she has gotten on the wrong bus. Or the right bus, headed the wrong way, in my case. Anyway, the idea is, the bus would then jerk to a stop and, by way of GPS, immediately summon another bus (the correct one, preferably) to pick up said passenger, and get her safely on her way.
It would go over well, I think. I’m sure there are some stimulus dollars laying around that we could use to fund the research and construction of “panic brainwave sensors.” To write to your legislators about panic brainwave sensors, or something else, visit this site: http://www.leg.state.or.us/kids/ I learned a lot there. ;)
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